I have tried, and when the iPhone X is replaced by a newer, larger version, I’ll be back, but till then…

The iPhone 8 Plus is larger than I want it to be, but the screen is more important than FaceID, or the swiping gestures, or the one and only time I sent an Animoji to someone.

the [PRODUCT]RED iPhone 8 Plus is perhaps the best looking iPhone of all time, and it will be mine. If I’m going to pay an extra $10 per month to be in T-Mobile’s Jump! OnDemand plan, I’m going to use the hell out of it and have zero regrets.

The “RED” phone on the 8 and 8 Plus has a black bezel, which, let’s be honest, is THE RIGHT COLOR. White bezels are for basic people who like Rose Gold and Silver and whatever other weak colors are out there that aren’t Space Grey.

So, the minute I can switch from the wonderful, but just-a-bit-too-small iPhone X, I’m going to. Likewise, the minute I can switch from the 8 Plus to the X2 Plus (or whatever it’s called), I will.